Toilet paper.
A dessert with pieces of crunchy meringue, cream, and berries. Eton Mess is a type of mess made with strawberries. (It ain't the 'mess' of the South.)
Toilet paper.
Don’t look too long or too hard; I got a little dizzy trying to figure where I hand to stand to make these little guys look normal. If it weren’t for the fact I was wearing that silly white skirt I might have laid down in the floor to get a better view.